Soccer: America Just Doesn't Get It

There is a question that every mother findsthe international specter of the game. Athletes
herself asking her child at some point in their lives.with unpronounceable foreign names are hard to
"If all of your friends jumped off a bridge, wouldtalk about in sound bites and at the water cooler.
you do it too?" The answer of course is "no" butWhile a few foreign players have made it in the
the question serves to illustrate our potential asAmerican sports they are generally the exception
human beings for enacting popular behavior. If youand not the rule, and you'll find the American
ask a citizen of the United States, "If everyone inmedia has given them nicknames to help the
the world watched a certain sport, would you?"country manage the challenge of different
The answer, if the sport were soccer, would belanguages. The national tendency towards
"no". Popular or not, Americans simply don't getisolationism works against Americans ever
soccer.becoming a part of the global soccer movement.
Low scoresNo history
One of the major complaints Americans haveWhile there are some fans, largely people who
about professional soccer, or football as it's knownplayed soccer in college, within the United States
in the rest of the world, is that it is so low-scoring.the country as a whole has no real history with
It is not uncommon for a game to go through anthe sport or its concepts. While some may argue
entire course of play and end up with a score ofthat human beings have been kicking the ball as a
2 to 1. To the American mindset, fed byform of sport since time began, soccer's progress
basketball, football and even hockey a score of 2as an organized game has simply not permeated
to 1 means nothing happened for an hour. TheAmerican history or consciousness. Americans
reason for the low scores is the slow play,grow up with baseball, spend every fall watching
another minus to the American productivityfootball -- the kind played with the oval brown ball
mindset. Passing the ball back and forth from the-- and have developed a burgeoning interest in
wing to the fullback seems less like strategy andbasketball. All three sports play to America's
more like repetition. The final scoring issue forstrengths as an individualistic, capitalistic society.
Americans offends the national sense ofEntering into any professional sport as a fan
capitalism and achievement -- ending in a tie.requires a certain amount of desire an effort to
American professional sports go to great lengthslearn players, rules, and standards. For soccer to
to find ways to break ties and ensure at the endbecome a part of the American mindset would
of the game, someone will win. Ending in a tie isrequire too much effort for too little gain.
simply un-American.The good news for professional soccer is it
Unknown namesdoesn't need America. Soccer is statistically
While soccer enjoys the largest worldwideunchallenged in its dominance over the rest of the
audience of any international sport, the stars andworld. With a viewing audience twice the size of
players of this amazing game are relativelythe Olympics, soccer will continue to forge ahead
unknown in America. Part of the reasonwithout the help of that big country in the west.
Americans have a hard time investing in soccer, is