| Have you ever imagined what it would be like to | | | | Sports. Vegas is Switzerland with slot machines. |
| attend a Monday Night Football game live in Las | | | | The hometown loyalty is to the point spread and |
| Vegas? What would the NBA or NHL playoff | | | | every precious edge that she provides. People |
| experience bring to 'Sin City'? Or how about an | | | | there are fans of everyone and no one, with |
| Opening Day MLB start in the desert?I can tell | | | | allegiance based on whoever provides the best |
| you exactly what it would be like. The back of | | | | opportunity for a payday. Sports fans in Las |
| your game ticket would be a scratch-off lottery | | | | Vegas are mercenaries, bounty hunters and war |
| game for lap dances and convertibles. There | | | | profiteers. And it's unlikely that their attitude will |
| would be brilliantly lit slot machines in the | | | | ever change.That is what strikes Fear into the |
| bathroom stalls. At halftime, an opposing fan | | | | rulers of the major sports. They are afraid of |
| would be lowered into a cage and fed to a pair of | | | | point-shaving or players consorting with criminal |
| white Bengal tigers. The vendors would be | | | | elements. They are scared of anything that could |
| seven-foot mutants from Eastern Europe and the | | | | be viewed as a conflict of interest and their |
| cheerleaders would be South American vixens. | | | | hard-line stance against gambling is done in an |
| There would be midgets and clowns and a giant | | | | effort to preserve the integrity of the game. |
| money tree that one lucky fan would get to | | | | (That is, the integrity remaining after sham |
| shake at each home game.It would be | | | | officiating, performance enhancing drugs and |
| beautiful.Las Vegas and a professional sports | | | | uneven distribution of wealth.)Needless to say, this |
| team are a natural fit. There are few things as | | | | stance by owners and executives is the height of |
| American as the cultish pride, monetary excess | | | | hypocrisy. Goodman stated that the NFL's public |
| and choreographed violence involved in pro | | | | actions and outward opposition to gambling is "the |
| athletics in this country. It's in our blood. It's our | | | | most disingenuous reasoning" that he'd ever heard. |
| birthright. And America's Playground is the only | | | | He also believes there's already illegal gambling at |
| city in the country that could possibly match that | | | | live sporting events in most other sports."There's |
| sort of frenzy and bacchanalia | | | | more bets taken during an NBA basketball game |
| stride-for-stride.The population of Las Vegas has | | | | at Madison Square Garden then there is on that |
| tripled over the course of the last 20 years to 1.8 | | | | game here," Goodman said. "Think about it, you |
| million, and it remains one of the fastest-growing | | | | going to sit around watching 10 guys run up and |
| cities in the country. Its economy pumps out a | | | | down the court for two hours without some |
| staggering $72 billion annually, with nearly 38 million | | | | money going around? I didn't think so."For my |
| tourists blowing through town each year and | | | | money, the owners and execs are the real |
| contributing their mortgage/retirement/child's | | | | criminals. They are vicious and vile, feasting on the |
| college fund to that honey pot. If we assume | | | | flesh of children and old people. Just look at Al |
| three-fifths of all Las Vegas visitors are sports | | | | Davis. They loot the public treasury for a new |
| fans - a measurement the Founding Fathers | | | | stadium. They charge $8.50 for a beer. They |
| would approve - that would yield a pool of roughly | | | | claim their low-rent, second-rate organizations are |
| 24 million fans to draw from."I've said before that | | | | perpetually "rebuilding". They draft emotionally |
| just like Dallas is America's Team, I truly think | | | | unstable and intellectually shallow children, get |
| that a team in Las Vegas would be the World's | | | | them hopped up on Potential and mescaline and |
| Team," Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman said. | | | | turn them loose on society. Then the players are |
| "We really have the type of cosmopolitan people | | | | cut loose after they become multiple felons.It's |
| out here that would embrace the hometown | | | | inconceivable that owners and league executives |
| team."Goodman is an outspoken, martini-swilling, | | | | can pass judgment on Las Vegas or legalized |
| showgirl-loving Philadelphia native and the ace in | | | | professional gambling on the basis of some moral |
| the hole for the city's bid for pro sports. He is | | | | authority. They have more blood on their hands |
| disarmingly honest, and has the guile and zeal one | | | | than most, and since they wouldn't resist the |
| would expect from an attorney who used to | | | | urges of greed and temptation they don't expect |
| defend such ruthless mobsters as Meyer Lansky | | | | anyone else to either."They don't realize the |
| and Anthony Spilotro. Goodman is on record in | | | | Nevada sports books and the league are on the |
| support of canings and thumb amputations as | | | | same side," Kornegay said. "We both want 'true' |
| punishment, and has shown up in public | | | | games. If anyone gets hurt on a crooked game |
| surrounded by Elvis impersonators. Would you bet | | | | it's the sports books. This is why we have so |
| against him?Goodman has lobbied and prodded | | | | many policies, regulations and procedures to make |
| owners and commissioners in all major sports to | | | | sure the games stay true.""Someday they will |
| relocate or expand to his orgiastic oasis. Vegas | | | | realize that they need us a lot more than we |
| currently hosts major events in boxing, NASCAR, | | | | need them," Goodman said of sports leagues.The |
| Arena Football, Triple-A baseball and tennis. Also, | | | | NHL and MLB have stated that if Las Vegas was |
| the city locked up a bid to host the 2007 NBA | | | | awarded a franchise the casinos and books would |
| All-Star Game. They will be the first non-NBA city | | | | have to agree not to take bets on the home |
| to do so.With the recent financial difficulties of pro | | | | team. This arrangement was a condition of |
| sports franchises in Florida, Portland, Seattle, San | | | | hosting the NBA All-Star Game, and had been in |
| Diego and New Orleans, the number of potential | | | | place for UNLV and Nevada athletics until recently. |
| suitors for Las Vegas seems to be at its pinnacle. | | | | The NBA has said that the books would have to |
| Goodman said that discussions have been "real | | | | agree not to take any action on any NBA games |
| hot" with the NHL.However, not everyone shares | | | | - period - before Las Vegas would be given its |
| his optimism."I believe Las Vegas will not be | | | | own team.Over $2.5 billion was gambled through |
| seriously considered until someone steps up and | | | | legal channels in Las Vegas in 2005. Nearly $400 |
| builds a new arena to host a team," said Jay | | | | million of that was on the NBA. Those are high |
| Kornegay, executive director of the sportsbook | | | | stakes for casino owners and operators, |
| at the Las Vegas Hilton. "Right now it seems like | | | | especially since they form the backbone of the |
| Las Vegas is just being used as a pawn for some | | | | local economy but stand to gain little from the |
| owners to strike deals around the country."Sin | | | | presence of a pro team. Also, what if Las Vegas |
| City's greatest strength is also its greatest | | | | were awarded an MLB team and it made the |
| weakness when it comes to seducing a team into | | | | World Series, or if they got an NFL team and it |
| its hypnotic trance. The reason there isn't a team | | | | played in the Super Bowl? There would be riots in |
| in Las Vegas already has little to do with being the | | | | the street and potentially billions of dollars |
| 47th ranked television market, its lack of a | | | | lost.Should Las Vegas have a pro sports team? |
| state-of-the-art arena or its graveyard of defunct | | | | Could it even handle one? We will see. But when |
| pro franchises since 1976. No, Las Vegas doesn't | | | | asked what the odds of Las Vegas having a pro |
| have a team today because it permits legalized | | | | franchise by 2010 were, Goodman didn't hesitate: |
| gambling and is seen by some as a modern | | | | "It's a guarantee."Hmm. A guarantee in Vegas? If |
| Sodom and Gomorrah.It's true that gambling and | | | | you're willing to buy that, I'm willing to bet that |
| hedonism are at the soul of Las Vegas. But that's | | | | you'll be welcome in Sin City anytime. |
| what gives it such a unique relationship with | | | | |