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Encounter At A New York City Party

This story is Based on a gross tray, I might soon be running errands for
exaggeration of a hypothetical situation. her. But I had no choice. It was too late
Any similarities to persons or events in to go to another party.Searching for the
your life is purely coincidental and kitchen, I realized her apartment was a
rather pathetic.We met at a party in an lot bigger than I had imagined. After
Upper East Side apartment. I was eating circling through the dinette and study
cheese, she was eating crackers. I several times, I finally stopped to ask
offered her some of my cheese, she for directions. The guy who gave me
offered me some of her crackers, and directions, said he worked for the phone
pretty soon we were both eating cheese company and had been trying to find his
and crackers.I gave her that stupid line way out of the apartment since he
"Do you come here often?" She said, "Yes, installed a phone in the kitchen. I said,
every day." Shocked, I asked, "My god, is I didn't realize she had a new phone. He
there a party here every day?" She said, said, it wasn't that new anymore -- he
"No, I live here."Feeling somewhat installed it three weeks ago.When I
embarrassed that I was an uninvited finally returned to the party room with
guest, although "uninvitees" at singles two big bottles of Coke, all the guests
parties are quite common, I said, "Your had already left. She asked, "What took
roommate invited me." She said, "I live you so long?" I said, "I took the long
alone." That didn't make me feel any route." She asked, "Why?" I said, "I hate
better.But when she offered me another drilling through walls." She asked, "What
cracker, I felt safe.As the party wore am I going to do with two big bottles of
on, it became obvious that this was no Coke now?" I said, "Well, if it's a space
ordinary girl. She greeted her guests problem, I can take them home with
with the warmth and enthusiasm usually me."Needless to say, the situation was
seen only among married folks. For one serious. Here we were with two big
terrifying moment I thought perhaps this bottles of Coke and no guests to drink
was not a singles party, after all. But them. But, it's these kind of grave
when I overheard a small group of people predicaments which set my neurons, brain
discussing how they had just come from cells, and alpha waves into high gear.
two other parties, I knew I was at a Promptly, as though requiring no thought
singles gathering -- married folks don't whatsoever, I suggested, "Hey, why don't
go to three parties in one night. One we sit down and drink them up ourselves?"
couch is all they need.I noticed the Her face lit up. But her grin worried
hostess carrying in a large tray of hors me.For the next hour and a half, I was
d'oeuvres with some difficulty. I rushed "force-fed" two huge bottles of Coke. It
over and asked, "May I help?" She asked was an unusual hour and a half, to say
with a smile, "Eat or carry?" I answered the least. I drank, she talked. Between
with a chuckle, "Very funny, you don't gulps I had enough time to say, "I
expect me to carry that thing." We smiled understand."As I swallowed the last few
and we chuckled.After helping her place drops, dawn broke. With the rays of the
the tray on a table, I struck up a morning sun filtering in through the
conversation. We found out we had a lot shades, we exchanged phone numbers and I
in common. She was from San Diego, I was prepared to leave. She offered to make
from Brooklyn -- but we both hated Des breakfast. But after a "Coke
Moine. She was a zoologist, I was a transfusion," eggs hardly seemed
computer consultant -- but all her appetizing. So, not to offend her, I
monkeys were trained to read "hexadecimal said, "I'd love to, but I'm double
dumps." She liked flying, I liked water parked."As we said good-by, we both knew
sports -- but we could have a great time we would be seeing a lot more of each
in a life raft filled with helium. She other in coming months. And so we did. We
liked classical music, I liked punk rock had a long and meaningful relationship.
-- but we could dye our hair green and Actually, it was long. I'm not sure what
listen to the Boston Symphony Orchestra. it meant. But I learned a lesson from all
She liked long, lavish, gourmet meals - I this: Coke can keep you awake all
liked breakfast in bed, lunch in bed, and night.Josh Greenberger: A computer
supper in bed -- but, if we got married, consultant for over two decades, the
we could have a bed in the dining room author has developed software for such
and be together all day. I just can't organizations as NASA's Goddard Institute
begin to tell you how much we had in of Space Studies, AT&T, Charles Schwab,
common.As we spoke, I complimented her on Bell Laboratories and Chase Manhattan
her rug. She said she didn't have a rug Bank. Since 1984, the author's literary
-- I was standing on her cat. I felt works have appeared in such periodicals
really stupid. Her cat felt a lot as The New York Post, The Daily News, The
worse.She asked if I could run into the Village Voice, The Jewish Press, and
kitchen and see if there was anymore soda others. His articles have ranged from
in the fridge. I was afraid this would humor to scientific to topical events.
happen. I knew if I helped her with that Visit his site: shopndrop.




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