| A baseball game is simply a nervous
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| | Abe LemonsThe doctors x-rayed my head
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| breakdown divided into nine innings.
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| | and found nothing.
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| Earl WilsonWhen they start the game,
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| | Dizzy DeanI managed a team that was so
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| they don't
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| | bad we considered
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| yell, "Work ball." They say, "Play
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| | a 2-0 count on the batter a rally.
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| ball."
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| | Rich Donnelly, minor league managerLet
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| Willie Stargell, 1981When we played
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| | no one accuse baseball of not being
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| softball, I'd steal
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| | tough on drugs. During his baseball
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| second base, feel guilty and go back.
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| | career,
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| Woody AllenA baseball park is the one
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| | Steve Howe was given 7 lifetime
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| place where
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| | suspensions.
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| a man's wife doesn't mind his getting
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| | Bill Ferraro, baseball fan.I could never
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| excited over somebody else's curves.
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| | play in New York. The first
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| Brendan FrancisThere have been only two
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| | time I came into a game there, I got
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| geniuses in
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| | into
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| the world. Willie Mays and Willie
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| | the bullpen car and they told me to lock
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| Shakespeare.
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| | the doors.
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| Tallulah BankheadBaseball is very big
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| | Mike Flanagan, Baltimore OriolesOn his
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| with my people.
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| | own scouting report: "Very deceptive.
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| It figures. It's the only way we can
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| | Slower than he looks.
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| get to shake a bat at a white man
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| | Joe GaragiolaA lot of things run through
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| without starting a riot.
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| | your head when
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| Dick GregoryWhat does a mama bear on the
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| | you're going in to relieve in a tight
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| pill have
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| | spot.
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| in common with the World Series? No
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| | One of them was, 'Should I spike myself?
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| cubs.
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| Harry CarayConfucius say: Baseball wrong
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| | Lefty GomezThree more saves and he ties
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| - man with
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| | John
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| four balls cannot walk.
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| | the Baptist.
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| Author UnknownWith the money I'm making,
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| | Hank Greenwald, on Bruce SutterCompiled
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| I should be
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| | by Aron WalladAron Wallad has been a
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| playing two positions.
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| | baseball lover for over 45 years. His
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| Pete Rose, 1977Andre Dawson has a
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| | passions have included; playing,
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| bruised knee and is
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| | watching, reading, evaluating, and
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| listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all?
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| | coaching the game he adores. Check out
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| Vin ScullyCricket is baseball on valium.
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| | his baseball ezine. Do you love inspiring
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| Robin WilliamsFinish last in your league
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| | quotes, unusual statistics and most of
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| and they
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| | all, heartwarming baseball stories? If
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| call you Idiot. Finish last in medical
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| | you love baseball you will love his
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| school and they call you Doctor.
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| | baseball ezine.
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