| A baseball game is simply a nervous | | | | call you Idiot. Finish last in medical |
| breakdown divided into nine innings. | | | | school and they call you Doctor. |
| Earl WilsonWhen they start the game, they don't | | | | Abe LemonsThe doctors x-rayed my head and |
| | | | found nothing. |
| yell, "Work ball." They say, "Play ball." | | | | Dizzy DeanI managed a team that was so bad |
| Willie Stargell, 1981When we played softball, I'd | | | | we considered |
| steal | | | | a 2-0 count on the batter a rally. |
| second base, feel guilty and go back. | | | | Rich Donnelly, minor league managerLet no one |
| Woody AllenA baseball park is the one place | | | | accuse baseball of not being |
| where | | | | tough on drugs. During his baseball career, |
| a man's wife doesn't mind his getting | | | | Steve Howe was given 7 lifetime suspensions. |
| excited over somebody else's curves. | | | | Bill Ferraro, baseball fan.I could never play in New |
| Brendan FrancisThere have been only two | | | | York. The first |
| geniuses in | | | | time I came into a game there, I got into |
| the world. Willie Mays and Willie | | | | the bullpen car and they told me to lock the |
| Shakespeare. | | | | doors. |
| Tallulah BankheadBaseball is very big with my | | | | Mike Flanagan, Baltimore OriolesOn his own |
| people. | | | | scouting report: "Very deceptive. |
| It figures. It's the only way we can | | | | Slower than he looks. |
| get to shake a bat at a white man | | | | Joe GaragiolaA lot of things run through your |
| without starting a riot. | | | | head when |
| Dick GregoryWhat does a mama bear on the pill | | | | you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. |
| have | | | | One of them was, 'Should I spike myself? |
| in common with the World Series? No cubs. | | | | Lefty GomezThree more saves and he ties John |
| Harry CarayConfucius say: Baseball wrong - man | | | | |
| with | | | | the Baptist. |
| four balls cannot walk. | | | | Hank Greenwald, on Bruce SutterCompiled by |
| Author UnknownWith the money I'm making, I | | | | Aron WalladAron Wallad has been a baseball lover |
| should be | | | | for over 45 years. His passions have included; |
| playing two positions. | | | | playing, watching, reading, evaluating, and coaching |
| Pete Rose, 1977Andre Dawson has a bruised | | | | the game he adores. Check out his baseball ezine. |
| knee and is | | | | Do you love inspiring quotes, unusual statistics and |
| listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all? | | | | most of all, heartwarming baseball stories? If you |
| Vin ScullyCricket is baseball on valium. | | | | love baseball you will love his baseball ezine. |
| Robin WilliamsFinish last in your league and they | | | | |