World Series In Russia

ext">As we watch the Astros choke or Whiteconstitutional law, we were going to play some
Sox perform valiantly depending on your point ofbaseball!
view, I am reminded of my baseball experience inInstitutions of higher learning are sacrosanct in
Russia.Russia. It is serious business where deep thinking
World Seriesoccurs, everyone studies like mad and the
I always find it interesting that most of ourteacher is obeyed at all costs. For example, the
professional sports call the championship round thestudents all stand up from their desks when a
World Series or some similar variation. Clearly,teacher enters and leaves the room. Serious
there are games being played elsewhere, so howstuff.
can it be the world championship? With baseball,The game was proceeding nicely. Everyone was
the arrivals of Ichiro Suzuki of the Seattlegetting the hang of it, the rolled up paper ball was
Mariners and Tadahito Iguchi of the White Soxsurviving and the broken desk leg would’ve
certainly suggest baseball in Japan must be of aput any bat to shame. And then the Dean walked
high quality. Perhaps more interesting is the factby the door. And stopped. And stared.
that some sports aren’t evenThe University Dean, Tatyana, was a great
acknowledged in other countries as I found out inperson and I liked here a lot. In turn, I am pretty
Russia.sure she thought I was a raving lunatic, but
Siberia does not have cable television nor can onedidn’t seem to mind since the students
pull up anything other than CNN. This madeenjoyed my classes. Alas, I thought I had crossed
watching the World Series a bit difficult. Resortinga line with the baseball game.
to my usual tactic, I started hitting up myThe Dean opened the door and entered the
students for inside information on any parentsroom. Simultaneously, students looked for places
that might own a satellite dish and could get theto hide and I tried to come up with some reason
games. To my astonishment, not a single personwhy playing baseball was critical to the education
knew the World Series was on or much ofof future judges. Tatyana took the bat from the
anything about baseball. Nobody had even heardhand of a student, looked at and stared at me. It
of the Yankees! A few students had heard of thewas one of those stares where you could tell she
Los Angeles Dodgers, which was unbearable for awas considering sending me back to San Diego.
person from San Diego. It was time to set theseThere would be no chance of explaining this one
innocents right!away.
The classrooms I taught in were pretty large.After what seemed like minutes, but was
Everybody stand up! Desks were moved to theprobably five seconds, she did the last thing I
walls, books were placed in the appropriate placesexpected. She took her stance.
and the rules were written on the board. Forget