Teachers as Professional Baseball Players

It always amazes me to hear about "Teacher60% of the population can actually graduate from
Performance Ratings" especially when youhigh school. These can be compared to baseballs
consider the criteria used, the questions asked,"balls" and we know them as the generally
qualifications and or the agendas of the"un-hitable" pitches that come our way.
evaluators.Many unrealistic politicians, new age consultants
I like to use professional baseball statistics as aand self-deluded idealists say that teachers have
basis for comparisons. Baseball statistics areto bat 100% with all of their students.
usually very simple to understand.Can you imagine any politician trying to make a
The batter goes to the plate and is presentedrule that pro baseball players have to hit 100% of
with a number of pitches or opportunities. We canthe pitches or successfully hit 100% of the time
use pitches and students as the base unit.that they are up at bat. These politicians would be
There is the "wild pitch" that is dangerous to thelaughed out of the stadium, laughed out of office,
batter, catcher, umpire, spectators and withoutmade fun of by Stone, Jay, David and Conan.
proper safety equipment or reflexes can lead toTo properly evaluate teachers we have to use a
serious injury or even death. We have all read thereal criteria that evaluates what the teacher
headlines when the students murder teachers andstarts with, what the potential of the student is,
students.what learning actually took place.
The lead hitters are placed early in the battingIt would be nice to see teachers properly credited
order to take advantage of their establishedwith helping students over achieve and perform
performance rankings. Many of them areat 110% of their potential or even turn students
baseball's best and yet they fail over 70% of thefrom being chronic underachievers at 20% up to
time they are at bat.80% of their potential as students.
We know that statistics from medical sources,Teachers need a new Commissioner, a new
psychology sources, IQ testing and academicleague and trained umpires to protect the integrity
potential testing sources show that only 40 toof their game.