Aphrodisiac New Year's Champagne (Beware!)

First you look at this drink and feel romantic.A bottle of valerian root extract. The kind of
Aphrodisiac immediately.bottle that has a glass dropper in it. Yes, you get
Then you sip it and feel deep lust if your lover isit at the health food store. It is right there on the
with you. Aphrodisiac time-release.open shelf; what do they know?
Friend-girls will have a mellow chat for hours. WeTHE CEREMONY
have no history on a group of fellows' activity. (IfPut frozen blueberries one-third of the way in two
you find out, please let me know.)or three flutes per person.
THEN everyone exposed will sleep deeply forCarefully pour in champagne to near the top of
many hours. No one will drive home: Three ofeach glass. It will fizz and fizz and fizz. Keep
these drinks is equivalent to one and a half alcoholfaithfully at it, you will get there.
drinks, because the blueberries occupy glassLastly, float a dropper full of valerian root extract
space, BUT the valerian root synergizes with theonto the top of each full flute of
alcohol to make one feel that one has had fivechampagne-with-blueberries. The valerian root
stiff ones, perhaps. With no ill effects in theextract will diffuse a grape purple color from the
morning afterward!top. The blueberries will diffuse red violet into the
Here is the kit, the supplies for the evening ofbottom.
assisted amour:Now, here is the romance part: The blueberries
2 or 3 champagne flutes per person. (For a group,float up and down gradually, bumping into one
one each plus one or two for display)another and shunting one another aside as they
A bottle of inexpensive champagne. (I useaccumulate an entourage of bubbles at the
Cook's.) For a group a bottle for each 2 persons,bottom and release them at the top, then return
although what you use will probably be less.to the bottom for another coat of bubbles. While
Refrigerate aforesaid champagne until The Day.they are doing the journey up and down the
(A bottle per person would be on the extremeglass, they gently stir the two shades together
side, but....)into an electric shade of violet grape you will
Frozen blueberries. Not big fat (organic?) ones;never see anywhere else.
ordinary frozen blueberries, and not with ice inSipping the flutes induces deep romantic lust on
them from setting in the freezer too long. Ifthe part of both parties. Then deep sleep on the
yours turn out to be like that, rinse the ice offpart of both parties.
and refreeze them.