| First you look at this drink and feel romantic. | | | | A bottle of valerian root extract. The kind of |
| Aphrodisiac immediately. | | | | bottle that has a glass dropper in it. Yes, you get |
| Then you sip it and feel deep lust if your lover is | | | | it at the health food store. It is right there on the |
| with you. Aphrodisiac time-release. | | | | open shelf; what do they know? |
| Friend-girls will have a mellow chat for hours. We | | | | THE CEREMONY |
| have no history on a group of fellows' activity. (If | | | | Put frozen blueberries one-third of the way in two |
| you find out, please let me know.) | | | | or three flutes per person. |
| THEN everyone exposed will sleep deeply for | | | | Carefully pour in champagne to near the top of |
| many hours. No one will drive home: Three of | | | | each glass. It will fizz and fizz and fizz. Keep |
| these drinks is equivalent to one and a half alcohol | | | | faithfully at it, you will get there. |
| drinks, because the blueberries occupy glass | | | | Lastly, float a dropper full of valerian root extract |
| space, BUT the valerian root synergizes with the | | | | onto the top of each full flute of |
| alcohol to make one feel that one has had five | | | | champagne-with-blueberries. The valerian root |
| stiff ones, perhaps. With no ill effects in the | | | | extract will diffuse a grape purple color from the |
| morning afterward! | | | | top. The blueberries will diffuse red violet into the |
| Here is the kit, the supplies for the evening of | | | | bottom. |
| assisted amour: | | | | Now, here is the romance part: The blueberries |
| 2 or 3 champagne flutes per person. (For a group, | | | | float up and down gradually, bumping into one |
| one each plus one or two for display) | | | | another and shunting one another aside as they |
| A bottle of inexpensive champagne. (I use | | | | accumulate an entourage of bubbles at the |
| Cook's.) For a group a bottle for each 2 persons, | | | | bottom and release them at the top, then return |
| although what you use will probably be less. | | | | to the bottom for another coat of bubbles. While |
| Refrigerate aforesaid champagne until The Day. | | | | they are doing the journey up and down the |
| (A bottle per person would be on the extreme | | | | glass, they gently stir the two shades together |
| side, but....) | | | | into an electric shade of violet grape you will |
| Frozen blueberries. Not big fat (organic?) ones; | | | | never see anywhere else. |
| ordinary frozen blueberries, and not with ice in | | | | Sipping the flutes induces deep romantic lust on |
| them from setting in the freezer too long. If | | | | the part of both parties. Then deep sleep on the |
| yours turn out to be like that, rinse the ice off | | | | part of both parties. |
| and refreeze them. | | | | |